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Season 7: Percy's Evaluation and Realistic View System

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:09 pm
by id3nt1ty
In the spirit of instilling Fever for Parma Violence's RTBBL Season 7, I've taken the liberty of creating a new PERVs thread. Not everyone has confirmed yet, so I've guessed or posted multiple teams, and I'll update them as I know what's going on.

Raveen will be coaching some little-league Blood Bowlers he kidnapped from his local park, the Hambridge Archers. As they are all under age we're still trying to find their parents to get the consent forms signed, but as soon as we know what the line up is, I'll post it up here. It turns out they're Halflings and it looks like they'll be inducing their way where ever they get.
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Red Lion, stoked up on the success of getting to the Snottling Soda Cup final in only his second season as a coach will be patching up The Brave Harts.
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Daigaro has been told by Percy who was told by some Nigerian Shaman to bring back the Orkly Ducklingz, but don't expect them to play for the ball.
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Nuffle's favourite son, notjarvis will be coaching a team of Dark Elf Doctors, who are hopefully a little bit more trustworthy than our regular apothecaries: Bad For Thy Elf.
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Gandalf appears to be a glutton for punishment and has brought back the Everglade Wanderers for another season of racial abuse and dirty elfball. Rumour has it that Percy has a large bounty of 'shrooms for any player who manages to kill an Elf this season.
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Bigby is back with a couple of new players. Season 7 will see yours truly coaching the Fables. Our two new signings are Bagheera and THE EMPEROR.
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After great success in the Season 6 league, lawastooshort will be bringing back The Mighty UnderCheesers for another punt at leading the Underworld to glory.
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Abomination is bringing back The 13th Doomwheel to show the elves a thing or two about how to run with the ball (although rumour has it Skaven/Underworld are just as bad as elves).
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And last, but by no means least we have Moose Doom coaching A Fistful of Boomstick.
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Re: Season 7: Percy's Evaluation and Realistic View System

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 7:52 pm
by lawastooshort
Nice work channeling the spirit of the Big Man, Id3. Hopefully this'll be all up to date soon and the season underway! If the Skaven and Lizards stick then it will be nice to see some developing mid-value (for this league) teams, I think.

Re: Season 7: Percy's Evaluation and Realistic View System

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:38 am
by DaigaroOgami
Percy said he says thanks, it would have taken him ages to mash this out with his fat troll fingers. He'll even go easy on those dangerous looking werewolves... for the first half of our match at least.

Re: Season 7: Percy's Evaluation and Realistic View System

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:46 am
by id3nt1ty
DaigaroOgami wrote:Percy said he says thanks, it would have taken him ages to mash this out with his fat troll fingers. He'll even go easy on those dangerous looking werewolves... for the first half of our match at least.


You can tell Percy he's welcome :)

Re: Season 7: Percy's Evaluation and Realistic View System

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:51 am
by DaigaroOgami
PERCY HAS BEEN TAMPERED WITH.

That is not cool Mr already-abusing-your-power-new-commissioner-git.

Re: Season 7: Percy's Evaluation and Realistic View System

Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:07 pm
by id3nt1ty
Sorry dude, all these new buttons appeared on the forum and I had to press them to see what they did.

All out of the system now though.

Although I can't put it back, there seems to be no record of what Percy originally said, which is interesting. Something along the lines of "thanks for saving Percy computer time, but don't think your Chihuahuas are off the hook."