PirlOrc scores, rats lie down lots, the crowd favours the rats but the Ducklingz did a lot of Tackle training pre season...

The rats turn up to the Ducklingz home ground (with a whopping capacity of 12) with a big 'orrible Rat Ogre and a dangerous looking wizard in tow...
Ducklingz win the toss and elect to kick; hoping to force/let/encourage the rats to score quick in the classic 2-1 grind stylee... Rats get a quick snap to avoid getting hit straight off
All 4 gutterlickers made it downfield to take up catching positions close to the Ducklingz endzone, who all then got swamped by Orcs who weren't hindered by tackle zones anymore... with the ball out of reach Gurtrude started systematically flattening gutterlickers for fun.
Around turn 5 there were only 5 rats left on the pitch, and Percy made a b-line to mark Starscream who was dithering in the backfield. Starscream panicked, fell over and PirlOrc casually strolled up the pitch to juggle the ball into the Endzone in turn 8.
Second half the Ducklingz set up to gather a deep kick and an attempt to smother as many rats as possible. The rats didn't want to play along; first kicking so short the ball ended up on the LoS, then that dangerous looking smeg of a wizard blotto-ed 4 orcs down, breaking Ethel's neck (-AG...) and making it easy to steal the ball. The rats shifted to their left flank; but Gurtrude elbow dropped the ball carrier and pumped the ball into the crowd... who was obviously a rat who lumped the ball into the Ducklingz endzone.
PirlOrc grumbled as he almost had to break a sweat running back to gather the ball, then gave a sigh of disgust when the rest of his team were more bothered in squabbling over who got to hit a rat next than coming to protect him.
Two gutterlickers ran the length of the pitch and got the ball free, which landed in the endzone again. PirlOrc got up, dusted himself off and twonked a gutterlicker into the ball, which went off the pitch, into the hands of another ratfan and ended up just outside the endzone on the other side of the pitch. By this time Gurtrude and Harriet had spotted what was going on and came back to help defend. More gutterlickers scurried about and the ball went back & forth for a bit until PirlOrc & Co finally cleared the annoying superspeed gutterlickers off the pitch to keep the ball safe.
While all that was going on Fela Kuti squished a rat with the power of jazz trumpet, another rat died, and so did Percy, for the 4th time in his career. However, fearing a telling off from his wife he got better again and watched the rest of the match from the stands with Man of the Match Goblotelli, he never even made it off at the subs bench.
The rats finished the game with the Rat Ogre and a linerat left on the pitch and PirlOrc couldn't be bothered to pick the ball up.
Nuffle was pretty even, no significant swings in either direction for either coach.
Good game Abom!