Anyone want a job?

[Raveen]

http://jobs.games-workshop.com/2015/11/ ... ingham-uk/

[id3nt1ty]

Maybe Percy should apply...

He should at least get the address and send them a great big bag of mushrooms and drawing of himself.

[Gandalf]

Bah, jobs without salaries mentioned...

Not that I'm actually interested. But to me it's like estate agent adverts that don't advertise the price of the property, I just assume it's going to be a nasty surprise so I don't investigate further.

[DaigaroOgami]

That is perhaps one of the most arrogant job adverts I have ever seen.

'No letter, no interview'.

Who the fuck writes that on a job advert, and what type of person are they trying to recruit? There is something seriously rotten going on at GW.

Fuckheads. Percy is going to send them a letter.

[DaigaroOgami]

I wonder if a week is enough time to get a portrait of Percy drawn taking a massive shit on the GW logo, I could include that in the letter.

[id3nt1ty]

Percy's artist looks after chickens for a day job, surely he has enough time for such an task...

[DaigaroOgami]

Percy's letter would follow the theme of:

"You guys gave up on Blood Bowl as a 'commercial' product and gave up on it long ago. The people who play it didn't and have kept it going to the point that it's not just 'ticking over' but is showing itself to be the great game that those of us who play it know it to be.

Now don't come swanning back here taking all that away because you think there's some money to be made... what's all this talk of 're-imagining'!? There's no reason whatsoever to even begin this bollocks. Please, step back into your own arseholes and get back to ruining your 'big games' and Lord of the Rings.

Yours Truly,

Percy the Troll.

[DaigaroOgami]

PS. However, if you were simply going to leave the rules alone and just make some lovely new models and a new (cheap) box of the game with a lovely new board and some new dice then Percy is very interested in helping you achieve this.

[id3nt1ty]

I'd employ Percy if I got that letter.

You could provide two sketches, one for each scenario...