Ogres spend half the game alternating between confusion at the rise of Donald Trump, and hitting themselves to try and prove they aren't dreaming.
Dark elves take advantage and build enough of a lead to eventually win 3-1.
http://gandalfgames.net/bbdb/matchdetai ... tch_id=135Dark Elves take Morg and some babes. They also have a merc lineman as they are down a blitzer from last week.
Elves elect to receive. High kick means they catch the ball, They run players into the Ogre half, Ko ing a couple of Snotlings. Ogres try to defend, but a spate of 4 consecutive boneheads leave players free in their half, so the Elves merely do what elves do, pass and score around turn 3
1-0 to the Elves.The Ogres receive, and pick up the ball, but Morg and a number of elves swarm up the field to pressure the ball. The ogres decide this is a good moment to start hitting themselves rather than opposition players (I think it's here that Gandalf gets a double skulls and re-rolls it to a Double skulls. Extraordinarily bad luck). This leaves the ball carrier exposed, the ball carrier is tackled and it scatters to a Dark Elf. Gandalf has a second consecutive turn of awful Block dice, and turns over again, leaving the elves free to score their second TD>
2-0 at half time. The Ogres receive and decide to try some Elf Balling, which lets them move the ball down-field pretty quickly, leading to (eventually) a 2nd TD around turn 11. unfortunately they only manage to KO a few players, so the Elves have full numbers to receive with.
2-1 as the Ogres pull one back!The Elves receive and do a fairly efficient two turn Touchdown (I think - may have been 3), involving a bit of passing - to put the game beyond doubt.
3-1 Theres still time for the Ogres to manufacture another scoring chance, with the AG4 Ogre dodging around to try and pass to a free snotling! But he fails the catch, and the game ends 3-1
Tough Luck Gandalf the Dice really screwed you in the first half, the second half was much more even, but by then the damage was done.
Dark Elves were rarely standing next to ogres due to AG4/dodge and even when they were I had craptacular block dice...
