Wizards!

[Raveen]

[quote="Memento"]Need to spice things up... WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN THYME).
[/quote]

because thyme is a herb

OOC - sorry about the wait, was a very busy weekend.

[Idanmel]

I'd try to find out someone in the village who knows more about these Mane-People...

[Andon]

did you say... Mane people?

[Raveen]

Stop it, that's quite enough of that!

[Drakon]

Fenlander and Verincent decide to kick some serious demon butt, so they set off on a burning path, looking for smaller creatures to bully.

Take the test and post results. I hope I can trust you to answer it as faithfully as possible.

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

BACK IN THE DRAGON'S MANE THOUGH..

Uther suffers a sudden case of PTSD and gulps down his drink in one, the rice wine burning a trail through his throat to his poor insides. Mordin decides to take over and asks about the mane... people.

Apparently, the mane-men went on to become lords of the eastern kingdoms of Drakonia, the greatest one being the king of the mountain city of Yang *points vaguely* they are easily spotted by their strange eyes - one eye has a different colour than the other. There are not many mane-men left, apparently.

At this point, Uther swaggers over in a massive 'S' path and crashes into Mordin. They both tumble to the ground with Uther drunkenly straddling the healer and talking about how he used to be abused by old men.

His attempts to down more drinks ends clumsily as he misses his mouth entirely and just pours water down on Mordin's face. He follows this up with a sloppy kiss on the mouth because when you've just about emptied a whole pot of strong drink even Mordin looks like a pretty lass.

More spilled rice wine. The barkeep doesn't mind as long as the money keeps coming. "I HAVE A DRAGON IN MY PANTS", Uther declares. He then passes out.

Once the hellish duo get back to me with their kill counts, we'll move to the next day.

[Raveen]

In case that doesn't work - 27

[Memento]

[Drakon]

Day 7

Verincent and Fenlander go apeshit and runs down a hellfire path, coming across a small tribe of Biebers, devilish little buggers with the ability to induce swoons from teenagers and rage from everyone else.

I was going to add in a fighting soundtrack but I can't seem to find the button. Andon?

They proceeded to beat the shit out of the Bieber tribe, ripping out whole limbs and using them to club down on the singing sensations. Ball kicking and eye gouging were also put into effect. By the time they accidentally punched Andronicus in the face and realizing that they were brought back to the material plane, they had already killed 50 Biebers.

(You guys will get something extra come level up day.)

Later in the day, Uther and Mordin arrive back at the monastery looking somewhat worse for wear. They wouldn't say what happened to them. But in any case, there was much rejoicing as the party is reunited!

Jet Li and his monks provide you with a veritable feast of vegetables and rice (tastier than you thought), giving you guys a break from eating salted meat from your rations. What does the party do now? Continue on their journey, or do something else while in the village?

[Andon]

I vote we see if these monks can train us in anything useful.

[Raveen]

Good call, kung fu here we come.

Maybe even Uther could learn something useful... Probably not but I can live in hope.

[Idanmel]

Everybody likes Kung Fu fighting... (It had to be said.)

[notjarvis]

Uther'll go along, as long as they don't do any loud shouting. None of that "Hai!!" nonsense,

For some reason Uther has a thumpingly bad headache.

[Memento]

Any chance for Tantra? Or some useful spells? Any chance I can learn that teleportation technique as well? Might come useful whenever Uther morphs into that piece of furniture he likes to morph into... I can teleport him inside whatever-we-are-fighting's brain then...

[Raveen]

Kill two birds with one stone, I like your thinking Sir!

[Drakon]

The party decides to ask Jet Li to teach them a bit of their ways. Jet Li ponders this and decides that it's impossible for you to learn the true arts of badassitude in a short amount of time so he invites all of you to the dungeon where they summoned the lost souls back from Hell to meditate.

All of you park your behinds on the cold dungeon floor. It is dark and you can barely see the outline of your fellows. Jet Li instructs you to breathe deeply and concentrate on your breathing. Eventually you feel a surge of power coursing through your veins. You feel connected with your comrades, with Jet Li, and with the entire universe.

Feeling the monk's mind in yours, he steers your thoughts inward towards yourself, looking at the best and worst of your being... this is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity..

Each of you get to choose one option

1) Jet Li unlocks your physical potential, maximising the talent inherent in all creatures. (Select a stat - it will increase, but you don't know by how much)

2) You achieve a higher state of enlightenment and learn to use your spells with new mastery. (All spells in your spell book enjoys a permanent increase in level by 1)

3) With the energy of the universe at your fingertips (almost literally) you learn a new spell. (Which may or may not be of your School, allowing for limited multi-classing)