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Yeah sure, I'll be the tournament healer. Do I get to sit next to the king?
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Await and dodge first sword swing, hit him with marble staff in the loincloth then when/if he bends over from pain, hit him in the back of the head with marble staff again. If he plummets to ground, ground smash. If everything is dodged, pursue same course again, await sword swing.
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Hey, Mordin. How about some healing for your servant?
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If it's still sore after the booze, I'll give you a hand. 
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Do you cure hangovers as well then? Excellent!
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Uther tries to slip back into the crowd He doesn't know what came into him with the dancing. This local brew must be stronger than it looks (it smells of fruit).
He tries to pull R'rud along with him, so they can go and gather some intelligence from the locals (now he thinks of R'rud as his bestest bud. No-one has ever been so nice about his constant whinging before).
Start asking questions about what happens at this event normally from the peasants
He tries to pull R'rud along with him, so they can go and gather some intelligence from the locals (now he thinks of R'rud as his bestest bud. No-one has ever been so nice about his constant whinging before).
Start asking questions about what happens at this event normally from the peasants
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Agrippa looks at the innocently faced peasant and thinks up a seduction strategy :
1) Zombie is to lie down on the floor, slowly and seductively undo the underwear and show off all of the special parts and places... Ensuring to be as gross and disgusting as possible
2) If the peasant gets intimidated or scared, proceed until he runs away ( Win condition ). If he instead charges for an attack, make innocently scared face and dodge by rolling on the floor
3) After the roll on the floor, detach one of the palms and throw it at peasant's face ( limbs are under control too ). If the palm lands anywhere on the peasant, proceed to hold/climb up to his throat to strangle him, meanwhile the zombie is to get up from the floor and either dodge an oncoming attack, or charge to the peasant attempting to hug and force him to the ground proceeding to strangle/poke with bones/beat up/poke eyes out thing...
Throughout, if any limbs are lost, attempt to pick them up and throw at the peasant, limbs themselves then are to proceed to move in any way reasonable to hurt the peasant. At all times other than (1) produce growling noises and mumble "Brraaainnzzz". Also sneak in "I am your mother/father why are you hurting me?" at some moments...
1) Zombie is to lie down on the floor, slowly and seductively undo the underwear and show off all of the special parts and places... Ensuring to be as gross and disgusting as possible
2) If the peasant gets intimidated or scared, proceed until he runs away ( Win condition ). If he instead charges for an attack, make innocently scared face and dodge by rolling on the floor
3) After the roll on the floor, detach one of the palms and throw it at peasant's face ( limbs are under control too ). If the palm lands anywhere on the peasant, proceed to hold/climb up to his throat to strangle him, meanwhile the zombie is to get up from the floor and either dodge an oncoming attack, or charge to the peasant attempting to hug and force him to the ground proceeding to strangle/poke with bones/beat up/poke eyes out thing...
Throughout, if any limbs are lost, attempt to pick them up and throw at the peasant, limbs themselves then are to proceed to move in any way reasonable to hurt the peasant. At all times other than (1) produce growling noises and mumble "Brraaainnzzz". Also sneak in "I am your mother/father why are you hurting me?" at some moments...
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I was thinking more of the head. I don't see that ending up any worse than your last patient care endeavour...
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R'rud decides to walk towards Ibun and hails her:
"Hello Ibun. I know now that what I did was wrong. I should not have betrayed your trust the way I did. For that, I offer my apologies to you and the great dancing city of Yang. I hope there won't be any hard feelings between us from this point on. Although I have to admit, I did not know you were into the whole ´spanking´ thing."
"Hello Ibun. I know now that what I did was wrong. I should not have betrayed your trust the way I did. For that, I offer my apologies to you and the great dancing city of Yang. I hope there won't be any hard feelings between us from this point on. Although I have to admit, I did not know you were into the whole ´spanking´ thing."
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Will have time to update when I get back from class tonight
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With the tournament judge (the court jester) seated with Mordin by his side, the first bout begins! The barbarian charges Verincent with his broadsword in both hands. The Wizard, expecting such a crude attack, neatly sidestepped it.
The bigger man expected the crotch shot however, and managed to catch the staff, turning the duel into a fierce tug of war. Both combatants grapple for a moment before the barbarian gets the better of the mage, smashing his forehead into the latter's chin, stunning Verincent backwards.
Coming at the dizzy Wizard, the barbarian smashes his sword wickedly downward, only for Verincent to heroically parry the blow and the two enter into another grappling match, which the barbarian easily wins, ending the fight by throwing the Wizard off the stage.
The crowd laughs heartily as Verincent kissed the ground, patting him and helping him up. It was a valiant effort from the smaller man!
It really was. Both of you pretty much drew on hit/miss, until the barbarian scored a 100 on grappling (pure dice, no stats), throwing you out of the ring.
Wincing, Verincent reports to Mordin, who cleans the small cuts he sustained by having his ass handed back to him. They both join the court jester, grinning and laughing and generally being in high spirits, for the second bout.
MEANWHILE...
Uther is socializing with the peasants, who are simple enough folk. They tell him and R'rud that they'll have festivals and merrymaking for most of the day until sundown, when the parade begins.
Now back to our fighters..
The zombie lies down on the floor and... oozes. The peasant retches and passes out... Agrippa wins!
R'rud finds Ibun again and patches things up. She's still a bit annoyed about R'rud's treachery, so she mutters a quick "yeah, well I forgive you", and leaves.
Fight three is about to begin! Fenlander, what is your battle strategy?
The bigger man expected the crotch shot however, and managed to catch the staff, turning the duel into a fierce tug of war. Both combatants grapple for a moment before the barbarian gets the better of the mage, smashing his forehead into the latter's chin, stunning Verincent backwards.
Coming at the dizzy Wizard, the barbarian smashes his sword wickedly downward, only for Verincent to heroically parry the blow and the two enter into another grappling match, which the barbarian easily wins, ending the fight by throwing the Wizard off the stage.
The crowd laughs heartily as Verincent kissed the ground, patting him and helping him up. It was a valiant effort from the smaller man!
It really was. Both of you pretty much drew on hit/miss, until the barbarian scored a 100 on grappling (pure dice, no stats), throwing you out of the ring.
Wincing, Verincent reports to Mordin, who cleans the small cuts he sustained by having his ass handed back to him. They both join the court jester, grinning and laughing and generally being in high spirits, for the second bout.
MEANWHILE...
Uther is socializing with the peasants, who are simple enough folk. They tell him and R'rud that they'll have festivals and merrymaking for most of the day until sundown, when the parade begins.
Now back to our fighters..
The zombie lies down on the floor and... oozes. The peasant retches and passes out... Agrippa wins!
R'rud finds Ibun again and patches things up. She's still a bit annoyed about R'rud's treachery, so she mutters a quick "yeah, well I forgive you", and leaves.
Fight three is about to begin! Fenlander, what is your battle strategy?
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Defend and watch her attacks. She's likely to be quicker than me so I let her wear herself out until switching to a heavy attack when she's less able to dodge.
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Uther drifts over to the tent Marked "Fortune teller" and slips into it's smoky interior
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