To start off let’s take a look at the Table in the Rolling Thunder Blood Bowl League
Sitting 2 points clear at the top we have returning Wood Elf Franchise, The Everglade Wanderers. With an elegant passing play this team are yet to drop a point.
In second place are Stagocalypse, a band of hairy norsemen who have decided to take a break from their usual pastimes of rape and pillage by playing Blood Bowl in advance of some ceremony or other. To be honest we’re not that sure because we’ve never managed to interview one of them sober.
The Mighty Undercheesers are in third proving that a poor finish in Season 3 was no reason not to return to the field. It seems that the statistical analysis performed by the University of Bristroll has been applied well by this Underworld team.
Next there’s The Orkly Ducklingz who have also benefitted from the wonders of Troll Statistics as well as profiting from a side business farming certain mushrooms.
In fifth we have The Pinewood Carrions. The Khemri are performing about as well as you’d expect 5000 year old reanimated corpses to. Still, with more games played they are starting to faintly remember the skills they had when they were still alive which can only improve their game going forwards.
Returning Pro-Elf Self-Help collective The Cangurus are next. After a great start the Elven passing game has stalled a little against some tough opponents. Still, you can never write off this team.
Newly arrived and carrying some sort of tropical disease are the Nurgle worshipping Eballa. Nobody’s expecting great skill from a team of putrefying, disease ridden, chaos worshippers but they are a surprisingly solid team and hard to get past for even the best runners.
In 8th place are Fables!, another newly arrived team. Whether they have appeared out of myths and legends or are just a bit pretentious remains to be seen.
Our final new entrant into the RT BBL is The Tomb Army. The undead teams have responded well to previous claims that the League was disturbingly vitalist and now all three major undead powers are represented. That’s diversity in action folks!
Finally, and in last place, we have The Brewers Brawlers. Claims that their current low position in the rankings derives from a lack of bribery money passed onto the league commissioner have been denied by everyone involved. Indeed commissioner Raveen was recently interviewed on the subject and said that he had no problem with the Dwarven team and his recent fully paid tour of the Dwarven cider farms of Glummerset was totally irrelevant.
