Season 6 Sign Up Thread

[Raveen]

Technically Archimedes was Sicilian...

[lawastooshort]

Technically Archimedes was Sicilian...

Nonsense.

So... anyone got a favourite ancient Greek philosopher?

If you can make a cheese pun out of it that helps, although it's possible that this also shortens vampire life expectancy in 50% of cases.

So far I have Socracheese, Archeesemedes, and AristotallyisacheesenameandnotevenfromSicilywhateverRavsays.

[Raveen]

Pythagoredleicester?

[lawastooshort]

Goodness Rav, that's a cracker.

[Gandalf]

"A cracker" - sounds like a spin-off team in the making there.

[lawastooshort]

Are there many types of cracker? I can't think of that many traditional types. Really though, it's gonna take me years to get tired of cheese names.

[id3nt1ty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM

[notjarvis]

Anyone have an objection to me taking an Orc-y team?

[Raveen]

Seriously, I'm going to write it into the constitution - No St 4 for nj

Orcs are fine by me

[DaigaroOgami]

PirlOrc just got interested.

He says you can have an orc team, but you're not allowed to sign any orcs. (That leaves you with goblins and a troll).

seriously, I don't mind if you take orcs, other than showing me up of how to play them properly! Will bring the Ducklingz back one day, but will have the humans to (hopefully) keep me busy for a few seasons

[lawastooshort]

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never play
With Vampires as my side
I played friendlies with rats instead
Thinking how Vamps did me wrong
But they grew strong
And I yearned for that cheesy pong

And they came back
From a cheesy place
They walked in as I played Skaven
With that sad look upon their face
So many of us were injured
So many of us might have died
It would make sense to hate us now
Cos we couldn’t score if we tried

So la now go
Walk out the door
You’ve got Skaven now
And you don’t want us cheesy Vampires anymore
AV7 killed us with too much Mighty Blow in Rav’s side
So leave us to crumble
So leave us to lay down and die

Oh no, Vampires!
You will survive!
Even though you fail your regen rolls
Some of you might stay alive
The Thralls are too cheesy not to live
I’ve got such fever to give
So you’ll survive
You will survive! (hey-hey)

It took all the strength I had
Just to build the dream
Spent all my cash buying
New players for my broken team
And I bought oh so many Thralls
That I ran out of cheesy names
Did not believe
But now they're not going to leave

And you’ll see me
With some Frenzy
Some Side Step and some Tackle and some
Hynogaze for thee
So feel free to drop the ball
The lads can’t pick it up at all
How many Vamps you bringing la?
Well I’m gonna bring them all!

No they won’t go!
They won’t retire!
They’ll stick around now
For another season of Vampires.
They’ll feck up every turn and then eat all their teammates
But no I won’t crumble
No I won’t lay them aside

Oh no Vampires!
They will survive
Even though they’re often really bad
Can’t blame them they’re not alive
All the Thralls named after cheese
Whispered la oh please oh please
Let us survive
So they’ll survive! (Oh yay.)

Kazoo solo.

[DaigaroOgami]

Excellent.

[Raveen]

MAGNIFICENT!

[Raveen]

So La, when you play G.A.Y. will Fables! be your backing dancers?

[Red Lion Three]

That is spectacular. Wow.