David Bowie's Greatest Hit(Li)s(t)

[Gandalf]

I'm expecting at least 5 deaths this season to even up their un-injurability from previous seasons. Alan will still be alive though

[Raveen]

Some of Alan will still be alive.

[lawastooshort]

Frankly an AG5 Vampire with Dodge and Block and sidestep was far more of an abomination than either.

An AG5 Vampire with Dodge and Block and Sidestep is delightful.

[DaigaroOgami]

AS delightful as the cheese that grows under Percy's toenails.

[lawastooshort]

Quick update:

Team: The Orkly Ducklings
Player: Leroy
Crime: A ST5 Blodger? URG. Just URG.

Team: Everglade Wanderers
Player: Ernie
Crime: Yes – as much as having AV6 and not being dead yet is an affront to the very spirit of Blood Bowl, I think that everyone who plays half a match against Ernie is going to hate him. AG5 isn’t OP, it’s BAD – unless you’re a stunningly masculine Greek Philosopher who likes cheese to a superhuman extent. Or possibly a rat. I’ll leave it to someone else (say, someone who doesn’t have any Sure Hands on the team) to place a bounty on that bloody Strip Ball Wardancer.

[lawastooshort]

I haven't really had time or energy for this this week but I'm fairly sure nobody got taken out last Sunday. Anyone want to add any suggestions before this round of matches?

[Raveen]

I killed a wardancer! Just because it got better doesn't mean it didn't count.

[lawastooshort]

Yeah but nobody had thought to bowntie that particular elf, I believe. And strictly speaking getting better does kind of mean that being assassinated is not so bad and does not, in fact, count. Sorry.

[Gandalf]

About 2 years from now, there will be some thread on this forum about something completely unrelated, and Raveen will pipe up with "I killed a Wardancer! It still counts!"

[lawastooshort]

I can very well imagine so.

[Raveen]

Totally worth the bribe to keep that hero on the pitch.

[DaigaroOgami]

Hang on, if we're yelling about 'Who killed who' then I too would like it remembered that I killed a Wardancer too; but the bastard thing got better again.

[notjarvis]

Pfft. I killed David Bowie if it comes to that. But he was a hero just for one day, went through some ch-ch-ch-changes and came back to life.

[DaigaroOgami]

Lots of people have killed Percy.

[Raveen]

With Percy, death seems to be mostly an expression of his laziness.